Unfathomably Wealthy
If you want to feel unfathomably wealthy, you must have felt poor.
Vinyl
Last year, I somehow got into vinyl, which is odd because I don’t really like music that much. I still don’t really like music that much, especially since I don’t understand the lyrics of most English songs anyway. Half the time, I’m just nodding along, pretending.
Negative Stuff
Stuff. You need much less than you think.
Misunderstood
One year in college, my girlfriend invited me home for Thanksgiving dinner. It was lovely, so I wrote a thoughtful thank-you note to her parents, thanking them for their hostility. The correct word would have been hospitality. Coming to America, my English was terrible. A.k.a., this is one